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Sirius Black was procrastinating on Defense homework for a very important reason: Remus. His brains being still racked with worries about his friend lead the 4th year to the Magical Medical Encyclopedia vol. 1-87. Currently the boy was thumbing through the B’s. Among the ailments he had read about so far, 14 of them seemed to fit the mold of what Remus “has”.

Using all the neurons under that fluffy black hair, Sirius began to make conclusions.

He could have Bellefoneria, in which every several weeks, weeds start growing out of ones pores instead of hair.

Or Betrotrickanosa; a common hereditary disease found mostly in males; in which minor 72 hour commas strike the victim monthly.

Bulbaphyrasis, enlargement of the genitals due to inflammation; requires draining assistance.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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