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FILE #12

"HOW TO SNEAK BY FILCH"

Items
- Yarn
- Rubber Cement
- "My Witch Wonders" Nuddy Magazine

Process

In picking a spot in which mischief is to be done smear a small amount of rubber cement to its entry way and the ball of yarn a ways before it. When Mrs. Norris (Hell Cat extraordinaire) becomes enticed with the yarn (as all cats do because its in there blood- they can't help it), she will a) be distracted and b) if she comes too close, will become stuck. Giving you, the rightful wrong-doer, about 3 minutes to finish up. Place Dirty Magazine near Mrs. Norris to distract Filch and leave him in a great mood. This works to both advantages, seeing that after he takes care of Mrs. Norris, he'll most likely retire to his quarters for a little wand polishing. Therefore, you, may continue on in a carefree manner.

Enjoy.


- Mr. S. Black

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On October 15th, 2005 08:00 pm (UTC), regulus_a_b commented:
It's just like you to research and formulate a method for this.
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On October 15th, 2005 08:05 pm (UTC), be_sirius replied:
You're just jealous that I thought so throughly about it!

*sticks tongue out*
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On October 15th, 2005 08:10 pm (UTC), regulus_a_b replied:
I prefer to work on the fly, in relation to Filch. Much more interesting, almost character building. That said, I've successfully avoided him all year.
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On October 15th, 2005 09:41 pm (UTC), echoohce commented:
Brilliant...
You must be a genius.
*Writes it down*
But, I suppose now I'll have no excuse for getting detentions four times a week.
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