"HOW TO SNEAK BY FILCH"
- Rubber Cement
- "My Witch Wonders" Nuddy Magazine
In picking a spot in which mischief is to be done smear a small amount of rubber cement to its entry way and the ball of yarn a ways before it. When Mrs. Norris (Hell Cat extraordinaire) becomes enticed with the yarn (as all cats do because its in there blood- they can't help it), she will a) be distracted and b) if she comes too close, will become stuck. Giving you, the rightful wrong-doer, about 3 minutes to finish up. Place Dirty Magazine near Mrs. Norris to distract Filch and leave him in a great mood. This works to both advantages, seeing that after he takes care of Mrs. Norris, he'll most likely retire to his quarters for a little wand polishing. Therefore, you, may continue on in a carefree manner.
- Mr. S. Black